I had the weirdest dream last night; I dreamed I came to see Britney Spears, and I was very serious. I told her I could help her turn her life around, to get her kids back. I held her shoulders and looked her in the eye. I told her; you have to do everything I tell you to do, no questions asked.
She somehow realized I was her ticket out of her mess and agreed. My first move was to move her out of Hollywood, out of California. Completely out of the limelight. Then I set her up with a very good psychologist. I also made sure she only drank and ate very healthy food. She started to get better almost right away.
THAT my friends, is one of the oddest dreams I ever had! Britney has been in the media relentlessly lately, but I never usually think much about her. Hmmm. Maybe she should give me a call?